Eviction Notice

Dear Monsters in the Hedgehog's room,

Please consider this your official notice of eviction.  While you were cute and somewhat charming at the beginning of your stay, your current activities are no longer acceptable. 

Unacceptable activities may include, but are certainly not limited to the following:

- Scaring the crap out of my child
- Playing games all night long
-Encouraging said child to Tae Kwon Do kick you to get back into bed (really? Did you miss his first class where they explained we never kick, cause you seem to be every else in our life).
- Any form of sleep disruption including delay of sleep, interrupted sleep or un-Godly hour wakings
- Playing with toys that clearly do not belong to you and are rated as safe for monsters
- Encouraging any form of personal hygiene that does not include using the proper bathroom facilities.

Should you have any concerns with this eviction, I don't care.  It is truly time to shove off, move on, take a hick, get lost, or any other euphemism.  In case you can't tell, you are driving me crazy. 

That being said, if you can manage the coming years with good behaviour, you may be invited back to join us during teenage years of curfews and car loaning discussions. 

Sincerely,

The Mom